The thing about crushes…is that you really get crushed.
what if the coins you find randomly at the bottom of drawers and in between couch cushions are actually from spiders trying to pay rent
so why does the flexed bicep emoji hands looks like a sloth
i love how “lmao” has evolved over the years from a genuine expression of mirth to the modern symbol of wet, unemphatic amusement; the mere ghost of an emotion, reflecting the journey of modern youth from innocent naievete to hardened apathy. lmao
if you buy me cute underwear i’ll model it for you
i have unlimited texting and i only text 3 people ever i think my phone company looks at my bill and just laughs
white people willingly refrain from throwing around ‘voldemort’ but start a earthquake when they’re told ‘n-gga’ isn’t for them