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fukkkres:

when you high at the dinner table

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and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens

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and you give her the mashed potatoes

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where am i

(via andersonbrooks)

mauridianhallow:

beatlesboobsandbulges:

My dad just said: at your age you’ll probably wanna try a lot of things. Boys, girls, being a girl, being a boy, being punk or goth or spunky. And im okay with that. As long as you don’t come home and tell me youre a republican

parents who care

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koolaidicecubes:

Trying to be angry at your best friend like

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trait:

when you meet a canadian and start a conversation

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just-a-penis-with-an-axe:

scoutblu:

starrypier:

MUG CAKE: 5TH ATTEMPT

DID IT JUMP OUT OF THE CUP

let me be free

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dasfreefree:

i couldn’t make this up even if i tried

(via thedailylaughs)

"I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong."

Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via h0lycake)

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tree-stump-palace:

whentherestrouble:

smoochums:

women grow hair on their boobs and their butts and their legs and their arms and their stomachs and their face and really anywhere their genetics decides to have hair and it is perfectly normal what isnt normal is men who have never touched a razor trying to shame women for not looking like a hairless baby

important

shout this loud.

(via i-dream-a-gypsy)

"If you’re going to stay, stay forever . If you’re going to leave, do it today."

If I stay (via unlively)

(Source: ynesterday, via youspellhannahbackwards)

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suctioning:

postllimit:

does your stomach ever make noises that sound like the mario theme

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(via 4ever-a-sperm)

fuckyeahcrossstitch:

THIS IS MY FAVORITE

(Source: whereeverydayiscaturday)